I’m on vacay

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I’m in Bermuda, or Bahama’s, Key Largo, Montigo, or wherever.

If you need to reach me call me at (420)666-6969. If you need to email me do so at iremovedaribtosuckmyselfoff@tinydickpills.com. You should also Venmo me $42,731 to help with various legal costs associated with public indecency charges (I thought it was a nude beach. My bad ☹️)

If you want to see pictures of my tropical beach stay…complete with tasteful nudes of course…head on over to my Instagram.

K. Bye 😘

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I’m four months behind on the rent and my credit score is 480.

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