I’m in Bermuda, or Bahama’s, Key Largo, Montigo, or wherever.
If you need to reach me call me at (420)666-6969. If you need to email me do so at email@example.com. You should also Venmo me $42,731 to help with various legal costs associated with public indecency charges (I thought it was a nude beach. My bad ☹️)
If you want to see pictures of my tropical beach stay…complete with tasteful nudes of course…head on over to my Instagram.
K. Bye 😘