its pat
As a devout Mennonite, I believe that Pat Robertson will spend eternity in hell. But you gotta admit, as a religious charlatan, he’s one of the GOATs. Of course, he was no Jim Jones…or even David Koresh…but with all the money he scammed out of the pockets of old people: that’s some real ass shit.…
it is accomplished
As of right now, I’m a published author. And as a published author, that means I’m a professional writer. So I’m one of the cool kids now. Don’t worry tho. Maybe one day you’ll be cool like me (probably not though). Anyways, finally got that shitty ass book The Detective James Series: Vol. I submitted…
NWA
Shiny Happy People was a trip down memory lane. I lived in Northwest Arkansas and was heavily involved in the Independent Baptist movement when the Duggars were up and coming. We did cross paths a few times. The documentary series mostly focused on some creep named Bill Gothard and his Institute in Basic Life Principles,…
I work well with management
I’m not a violent person. Nor a particularly confrontational one. I just want people who get paid to be competent to be competent. Is that too much to ask? Like, as a pissant at the nut factory, what happens when I walk around starting fights with people and fuck things up for absolutely no other…
Not another Jesus movie
Martin Scorsese has gone on record saying that he’d like to make (another) film about Jesus Christ. I mean, Jesus Christ! How many movies do we need about this guy? Actually, I don’t have a problem with it. I just wish someone made a movie that questions the Gospel narrative. That’s why I find Scorsese’s…
Am i the problem?
Since when did it become illegal to clog the toilet at Qdoba? Am I the asshole for getting drunk and disorderly at Chuck E Cheese? And why do I have to wear a shirt to go into the DMV? Only god can judge me. Not the Los Angeles County Traffic Court!
Rip Tina
What a fuckin legend. Of course she sang what is quietly one of the best James Bond songs in Goldeneye, but in my view, Tina Turner’s finest hour was the music video to the 1984 banger from the epic Private Dancer album: “Better Be Good to Me.” The song itself is flawless, but not enough…
Old miss
So I was just minding my own business while loitering in the Publix parking lot when I saw a guy driving a light blue car with an Ole Miss license plate and Ole Miss bumper stickers all over the back. When he stepped out of the car, he was wearing an Ole Miss polo with…
Things normal ppl do that I will never do
•Play a round of golf I will never accept golf as a real sport and I will think lesser of a person who plays it. •Read ‘Catcher in the Rye’ Oh, so you were once an angry young man? Boo fuckin hoo. If I wrote something that appealed to pretentious asshats, I too would withdraw…
Whatever
Not quite sure why people are fearing AI so much. It’s art is mostly shit. I mean, take a look at this trash: If you think this crap is gonna put artists out of work then perhaps they deserve it 🤷♂️
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