Have I already written about Never Say Never Again? Fuck it, I’ll do it again. Never Say Never Again is the best “James Bond” film of the 80s I will die on that hill. I love that cold open: 007 choking out some dude to the tune of a cheesy love song. Classic. Also, there are … Continue reading never, never, never say never again →
Do people actually read Nietzsche or do they just quote him so that they appear smart? Look, I love ramblings of insane people as much as the next guy but just because some dude from the past said something doesn’t make it correct. Same thing with George Orwell. I legit never met anybody who read … Continue reading beyond good n evil →
This was the first Star Trek movie I saw, so maybe I have a soft spot for it. For the record, I don’t think Bill Shatner is the problem here. I’ll defend that man till death. The problem with this film is the poor special effects (mixed in with what I presume to be budgetary … Continue reading star trek v: the final assault →
I love Eli Manning. Does he deserve to be in the Hall of Fame? Fuck no. But he’s the greatest in one specific area: he was clutch. And that’s the great thing about being the younger sibling. We may not be the most talented, hardest working, or even the better-looking (that’s definitely not true in … Continue reading Older Sibling Syndrome →
It’s everyone’s favorite time of the year: when America’s favorite bandwagon team, the Green Bay Packers, makes the playoffs and gets promptly bounced out by a lesser team. To celebrate this event, during the 49ers game, I decided to choke on viagra pills. I collapsed on the floor and my wife stuck her fingers down … Continue reading the art of choking →
My heart can’t take it anymore… Norm McDonald, Betty White, Sidney Poitier, Bob Saget, Meat Loaf…. …now Louis Anderson. AKA, the greatest Family Feud host. 😔😔😔 This is punishment from the gods. They’ve cursed us. They’ve cursed us forever. We angered them because of one simple mistake:
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