Anxiety’s a buzzword.
We’ve all got it. We can’t get enough of it.
It’s probably due to the ungodly amount of caffeine, crushing debt, and the ever present threat of environmental catastrophe. But hey, at least it’s not the 70s, amirite?
To calm myself, I sometimes watch these videos:
Eating Marshmallows
ASMR doesn’t usually do it for me, but there’s something about this one. Is it the crunch? The whispering? The craving for chocolate covered marshmallows?
Who knows?
Some people just know how to eat marshmallows. 🤷♂️
Charlton Heston
Everything I’ve ever learned about philosophy, I’ve learned from Charlton Heston’s Giants of Philosophy series.
What did I learn?
That Immanuel Kant, David Hume, Plato, Aristotle, Baruch Spinoza, Soren Kierkegaard, and others were philosophers 😴
But I also learned that Mankind, despite being a bastard creation from God, can be a creative and colorful species.
Las Vegas getting blown the fuck up
No disrespect to the city of Las Vegas, I’m sure it’s a wonderful town. I just like seeing it get shredded to pieces.
Not sure why tho.
Maybe it makes me feel like God….like that time he leveled Sodom and Gomorrah to the ground.
Tornadoes
Speaking of God, if you want to feel his wrath, get close to a tornado.
“You call that relaxing?” you might ask.
What if I do?
Nuclear Explosions
“I have become Death, destroyer of worlds”
It wouldn’t be a bad death: getting vaporized under a gigantic fireball. But that’s what happens when man tries to play God.
So if the tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, and rampant disease doesn’t kill us first, radioactive fallout rain certainly will.
I hope these videos will help you relax 🙏
The Internet Ruined Everything 
That video of ASMR fornicating with her chocolate-dipped marshmallow dildo is really quite bizarre. I love watching videos of huge buildings being blown up, and who can resist footage of a destructive tornado. I wish one would hit Mar-a-lago and send Trump swirling into oblivion.
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LOL! Now I’m imagining Trump explaining being swept up in a tornado: “Folks, scientists are now telling me it was a hUGE tornado, probably the biggest one ever. I tried including Bill Paxton on this panel of scientists but now they’re telling me he’s dead. It’s a shame, a real shame.”
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