LinkedIn Park

I need to work on my anger issues.

Every morning, even when I sleep well, I wake up PISSED. This time, I woke up thinking about the worst advice I’ve ever been given:

Why put off tomorrow what can be done today”

It should be reversed: “why do today what can be done tomorrow?”

What the fuck are we? Ants?!

Let your pubes grow out. It’s not like you’re getting laid anyway. Laziness is not a vice.

But you know what IS a vice?

I’m Catholic now.

So NO to compulsive masturbation. YES to full blown alcoholism.

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