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I need to work on my anger issues.

Every morning, even when I sleep well, I wake up PISSED. This time, I woke up thinking about the worst advice I’ve ever been given:

Why put off tomorrow what can be done today”

It should be reversed: “why do today what can be done tomorrow?”

What the fuck are we? Ants?!

Let your pubes grow out. It’s not like you’re getting laid anyway. Laziness is not a vice.

But you know what IS a vice?

I’m Catholic now.

So NO to compulsive masturbation. YES to full blown alcoholism.

hard work has killed millions of people

I once knew a psychopath that loved saying “why do tomorrow what can be done today?”

Nah.

More like “why do today what can be done tomorrow?”

As my father always said: “if you want something done right, get someone else to do it.”

Allegedly William James said “act as if what you do makes a difference.” But the truth is you should “act as if what you do makes absolutely NO difference.” Because it doesn’t.

You’re only here for a small blip in humanity’s history. And humans will only be around for a very short time in comparison to the immensity of the universe. So don’t worry about it, nothing we do here matters 😎

Even the history books will return to dust.

“Falling down is an accident. Staying down is a choice.”

And a good choice 👍