“You got ass cancer,” the doctor said.
“How long do I got, doc?”
“It’s not terminal. We can remove the cancer here in my office.”
“What’s the procedure?”
“Just drop your pants and I’ll shove this device up your rectum.”
“You sure it’ll work?”
“Sure it will! I’m a real doctor.”
So I dropped my pants and spread my ass cheeks. Then a man walked in the room.
“Gentlemen, you need to leave,” the man said. “This is an AutoZone.”
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