They say Rome wasn’t built in a day.
They say you can’t count your chickens before they hatch.
They say you can’t shit where you eat.
They say I should seek therapy because everyone’s worried about me.
They say I have a drinking problem and that I shouldn’t mix downers with downers.
They say I have crippling debt and that I am months away from homelessness
Hi I’m James. And maybe they’re right. What do I know? Well let me tell you a little about myself.
I was born outside of a Denny’s in Scottsbluff, Nebraska in either late 1979 or 1981 depending on who you believe. I attended Norhwestern on an athletic scholarship, but was suspended for PED usage, and, in the words of the university, “cockfighting”.
So I hit the road. I hit up every strip club and drug den from Baton Rouge to New Orleans. I learned a lot about myself on that trip. I learned that sometimes growing up means putting your pants on one leg at a time. Sometimes it’s about changing your pants. Sometimes your pants just aren’t long enough and you accidentally expose your wiener.
But the most important thing in life is this: show up to court on time and pay all of your fines.
So I actually know quite a lot. And if you stick around, you might learn something too.
So stay tuned my friends….
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Good start. Now, create an actual page called about and stick that in it. 🙃
You’re fun. 😎
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Quite an interesting bio
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I can’t stop reading your blog! It’s Ace. I love your writing style… reminds me a bit of Hunter S Thompson/ Charles Bukowski … I’m behind on my rent also, in fact my home is currently in storage… writers life
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Aww thank you! You’re too kind 😙
I know the struggle. In fact, I’m living in a storage facility.
But keep the faith. God bless 🙏
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I nominated you for the brainstorms blog award 🙂
https://startingtoday.blog/2021/08/07/3968/
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I humbly accept your nomination 🙏
I will have a response within 48 hrs (if the judge grants an early release 😕
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