
Brown stuff coming out your butt?
What’s up with that?
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Of course, I’VE never pooped in my life. But some of you have.
You should probably go see a doctor tbh

Brown stuff coming out your butt?
What’s up with that?
***
Of course, I’VE never pooped in my life. But some of you have.
You should probably go see a doctor tbh

Of all the human experiences, eating is the most overrated.
Fucking is the second most.
I get pissed whenever I’m hungry. I have to stop whatever I’m doing and shove some form of digestible objects into my face hole. I hate it.
I eat to live. Not live to eat.
“How do you like your steak?” people always ask me.
Fuck steak!
“But sir, you’re eating spiders off the ground.”
So?
God put them there.
Cooking is the biggest waste of time. You spend 30 minutes making something that you’ll only enjoy for 10? Fuck that.
“But you’re missing out on one of the great pleasures in life,” you might say.
No. Drugs and alcohol are pleasurable. Food is for survival.
And there’s free food all around us. So don’t judge me for eating the popcorn on the theater floor.
Joke’s on you.

I’m a hermit. I don’t go out into public for shit.
Grocery shopping? That’s why god made Amazon.
Gas stations? My car got repossessed. Checkmate Big Oil!
But I went inside a Cracker Barrel today. Probably for the first time in years.
I’m always intrigued by how we equate our freedom with being able to consume products. It’s just one of the many absurdities in modern life.
But my approach to customer service is always purely transactional. I don’t expect to be tugged off. I don’t even expect eye contact.
Customer service is always underpaid and undervalued and I just want to make your job easier because you don’t want to be there as much as I don’t want to be there. It always amazes that there’s jackasses out there that don’t understand this.
So I went into Cracker Barrel to pick up my meal because I refuse to eat with the dirty, filthy masses. It was supposed to be brought out to my car (that got temporarily unposessessed, of course, just so I could pick up this meal) but the check-in app wasn’t working and no one was answering the phone.
So I walked in and some old fart was flirting it up with the 19 year old cashier just trying to pay the bills while his kids were running around and fucking shit up. I said “hey buddy! This is Cracker Barrel! If waitresses wanted you to hit on them then this would be a Denny’s!”. Then I swung my foot into his penis.
I really wish people would learn how to behave in public smh 🤦♂️

So I escaped from my captors and I am now on the run. Heads up: the Turkish mafia don’t fuck around.
Anyways, I’ve been getting into photography and videography, that kind of bullshit. But I’m a novice.
I’d like to slowly start introducing some of that crap to the blog. Any helpful advice would be appreciated.
I’m probably going to start renting some stuff soon.
Look, the truth is I’m not getting any younger. I’ll be 94 in December. And it’s been my dream to produce a film, a short, web series, whatever.
So we’ll see how that goes.
In the meantime, I’ll be checking my vehicle for car bombs.
Peace and Love 😘

Sorry, I’m just chillin in Eastern Europe making questionable business decisions.
I’ll prolly get back to writing soon.
That is if I don’t get cut up, stuffed into a suitcase, and get thrown into the Volga River. You know how it goes.
Anyways, Namaste 🙏
And send me $50,000 through Venmo plz
1984?
more like nineteen-eighty-SNORE! Ammirite?
Got accepted into nursing school. It’s in Haiti. You probably never heard of it.
Anyway, leaving tomorrow. Not posting here again.
Bye ✋
jk I’m loitering around a truck stop
prolly gonna win the Nobel prize tbh
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1739-1832) is often regarded as one the greatest German writers. He bestowed upon us some of the finest works in literature, poetry, and theatre.

“Love does not dominate; it cultivates.”
“One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.”
“It’s not the length that counts, it’s the Goethe”
“As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live”
“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe”
“If I have a drinking problem, what business is it of yours?”
“If you’ve never sucked off a man while crying you don’t know what life tastes like”
“To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is my penis in the morning”
“Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at”
“Magic is believing in yourself. And methamphetamines are pretty magical too”
“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do (gay sex)”
Truly Goethe was one of the great geniuses of his generation. Rip 🪦 🪦 🪦

As we fall further down the technological abyss, bombarded by competing information and ideas, we struggle to make sense of anything.
With an endless stream of movies, television, videos, and literature, we perceive the world through a dramatic prism, unable to grasp that the universe is impartial to our reasoning.
When confronted with this cognitive dissonance, we double down. And the opportunists in the media are all too happy to entertain our delusions.
In a sense, we are living in the “matrix.”
But perhaps this has always been true, even prior to the Internet. Maybe to live in a cultivated society means to live in a “matrix”, and no one wants to admit this.
Because of this, there rises either futile sentiments of cultural superiority, or need to “break free” from the restraints of society. But they’re both fantasies…fantasies that fuel our collective imagination.
Philosophers and theorists have failed to understand this: “the dramatic progression” that underpins our understanding. This is how nationalists can assert dominance, or how Christians and Marxists share an almost identical eschatological worldview despite being seemingly opposed. We view the world through a dramatic lens, and there are bad actors out there that try to entertain it.
All of this lies in our subconscious, and we may not be able to escape it. Being a part of this human collective is what makes us…human. So maybe the real political objective is not more theory, but to take from Sigmund Freud: we need to “sublimate well”.
Some might argue that’s Machiavellian, or utopian, or Orwellian, or naive, or overly optimistic, over pessimistic, liberal, conservative, or whatever.
With the Kantian blockage…or the inability to perceive the universe in its total, final form…it becomes difficult to understand that multiple truths can simultaneously exist.
Or maybe none of it is true.
It doesn’t matter. Stay pissed off if you choose. The universe goes on.