I can’t believe that in the middle of my obsession with Phil Spector, it completely missed me that Ronnie Spector died!
Why didn’t anybody tell me?
I guess between Bob Saget and Meat Loaf passing that the news somehow fell between the cracks. But that’s no excuse!
Pop music wouldn’t be what it is without the Ronettes.
Why are all the GOATs dying?
Somebody keep an eye out for Tom Brady. 😕
No matter how educated you are, no matter how smart you believe yourself to be, you CAN be deceived.
You WILL be deceived.
Ever heard of SANTA CLAUS? He’s real. He died in 2020. His real name was James Randi and he was one of the greatest scientific skeptics and magicians of all time:
You know who else isn’t real?
Kool Moe Dee
Those freestyle skills were unreal.
Think hard enough and you’d realize that life is pretty stupid.
Sure it’s easy to marvel at the miracle of consciousness, but when you consider the immensity of the universe, there’s nothing miraculous about it.
Your suffering is pointless.
The universe is the totality of all there is, all there can be. All possibilities are both infinite and determined.
God has abandoned you.
All is vanity, all is darkness. Consider Voltaire: we live in the worst of all possible worlds.
In this world void of hope, there is one beacon of light:
Arby’s: Put Some Meaning in Your Life
“You have to leave,” the waitress whispered to me, “your life’s in danger.”
“Don’t worry sweetheart,” I replied, “these nachos can’t do nothin to me that crippling diabetes hasn’t already done.”
THE END
My heart can’t take it anymore…
Norm McDonald, Betty White, Sidney Poitier, Bob Saget, Meat Loaf….
…now Louis Anderson. AKA, the greatest Family Feud host. 😔😔😔
This is punishment from the gods. They’ve cursed us. They’ve cursed us forever. We angered them because of one simple mistake:
And Jim Steinman died last year too!
Why didn’t anybody tell me?
Since I have nothing to write about, out of respect for Meat Loaf, I won’t be writing a post today.
RIP
(Update: I’m 119 years old and I don’t understand technology. It doesn’t help that I lost the use of my left side brain at the Battle of Verdun. So forget all of this. It never happened. But I’m leaving this up because some of it is funny. I dunno. Then again I’ve been off my anticonvulsant meds the last few days)
So I was watching The Beastmaster when the Tanya Roberts bathing scene came on. I was about to “master” another “beast” if you know what I mean 😉😉😉 (Rip Torn gets me hot), but then I thought “I should create a Facebook page for my website!”
First, I tried setting up a business page, but Facebook forbids that with WordPress sites or some crap (or I have to buy some add-on, but I ain’t paying for that shit) so I set up a group page instead.
Here’s the link:
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“Why Facebook?” a question you’re probably not asking.
Because it’s the only social media site that doesn’t make me want to hire a hit man to set me on fire.
So come join! If you don’t then you probably have a tiny penis anyway. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just saying that you’re less of a man if you don’t join my group.
So if you want to regain your self-respect, you better join the Internet Ruined Everything group and meet other weirdos just like YOU.
I’m only saying this because my posts “i ain’t wearin no masks” is currently my most viewed of the month and almost no interaction.
So I feel the need to explain a bad joke.
I just want to say that there’s nothing to worry about, I was just trying to make a post that would offend everyone. No big deal.
I do wear a KN95 mask when I go into public. BUT, it should also be noted that I was doing that BEFORE the pandemic and will continue to do so long after.
I ONLY go into public incognito.
I ALSO got the vaccination. Again, not because of a “pandemic”, but because I will inject my body with anything at least ONCE. In the case of the vaccination, I did it THREE times (the two initial shots PLUS the booster) because it was that damn good.
Like I said, I don’t believe in overwhelming scientific evidence that says that there’s a raging pandemic going around the world. Science is liberal bullshit.
I’m a Jehovah’s Witness. I have God’s protection.
Remember between the end of the Cold War and 9/11 when such overrated classics like The Matrix, Fight Club, and American Beauty reminded us that we are bored with life and need to escape reality?
Then a few planes crashed into some buildings and everyone was like “how horrible!” but were secretly like “oh thank god! Something interesting is happening in the world” because we’re sick and terrible people?
There’s something deep-seated in the human psyche that draws it towards suffering. It’s like we need it to be reminded that we’re still alive.
It’s sick.
We are sick and terrible people and a meteor needs to strike the earth to put us out of our misery.
But until this happens, we have to occupy the time in between. So don’t forget to install those gutters, paint your walls, and plant those gardens….
Visit the Home Depot…
…How doers get more done!
Besides, as all of you know, I refuse to breathe the same shit-reeked air that all you plebs breath in. When I do my shopping, I hold my breath in and sprint through the grocery store before passing out.
You think I’m afraid of some VIRUS?!
Well guess what PAL….I survived aids!
TWICE!
The Internet Ruined Everything 