For the first time in 25 years, I’ll be stepping out from under my rock and into the shit-reeked air that you commoners whiff to sign books and promote the release of Stories No One Should Read.
Want a shot at me?
Well the third of October will be your lucky day. I’ll be at 2517 W. McDowell Street, Phoenix, AZ 85009 from 4:30pm to 8pm waiting on you. So you think you can take me? We’ll see what you got big dog!
While you’re there you can purchase my book and I’ll sign it. Or are you too much of a puss to show up? Lucky for you, you can purchase Stories No One Should Read at Amazon or at Dead Star Press.
So to all my enemies living in the Phoenix area talkin SHIT, here’s your chance. Come out to the Derby Dames bout on Saturday!
Don’t be a 🐓