Are you a sad sack of shit?
Do you take dick pills because your dick don’t work?
Do you ever consider waving a gun at the police because “life just ain’t worth living no more”?
Well I have good news for you! Vanitas is now available on Amazon!
“But I don’t want to clutter my home with useless shit!” you bitch and moan. Well guess what! You can also purchase it on Kindle!
“Do you have it in audiobook form?”
Fuck no! What’s your deal? Do you not know how to read?! Get to Amazon.com and give Jeff Bezos $9.99 for a shitty copy of Vanitas today!
(And I mean TODAY you cheap son of a bitch!)
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