I remember working the bars in 2011 when some Rick Moranis-lookin drunk stumbled in with a briefcase. He went up to the bartender and began whispering something in his ear.
“Get the fuck out!” the bartender yelled as he pointed towards the door.
I never learned what that man said. But I think about him often.
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The Internet Ruined Everything 
Yet again, you’ve made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that.
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