Diabetus is a big pharma conspiracy

“You got type II diabetes,” the doctor said. “You need to take insulin.”

“I don’t need that shit,” I replied, “I believe in a Higher Power. I have the Holy Bible.”

“You’ll be dead in two years.”

“Wilford Brimley is still alive.”

“He died two years ago.”


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