Got nothin to talk abt. So I’m gonna talk about my fourth favorite subject: sports uniforms.
I tried to rank the NFL uniforms, but there’s just too damn many of them. For the CFL, there are only nine. So let’s get to them.
9. Montreal Alouettes
Fun fact: I hate this uniform. Probably the worst uniform in all of North American professional football. Why the hate? Because there’s nothing offensive about it. Much like Canada itself.
8. Winnipeg Blue Bombers
It’s pretty cool that the Washington Huskies are both an NCAA and a CFL team.
7. Toronto Argonauts
The Argonauts do a much better job of handling the two-tone blues than the Tennessee Titans. Still though, pretty uninspiring.
6. Saskatchewan Roughriders
Not gonna lie, the Roughriders pull off this color scheme much better than the New York Jets ever did. It’s plain and a little boring. But so is Saskatchewan.
5. Ottawa Redblacks
Dumb name (I’m sure there’s some a history behind it), terrible logo, and not nearly as cool as the similarly-looking Atlanta Falcons. That being said though, not too shabby.
4. Calgary Stampeders
I’m confused as to what their uniforms are going to be rolling into the coming season, but either way, cool emblem and they definitely have the best red/black uniforms in professional football.
3. Edmonton Elks
Do they look like the Green Bay Packers? Sure. But who gives a shit? Look at that helmet!
2. BC Lions
Many would disagree, but more teams need to be wearing orange and black. My only complaint about this uniform is the BC logo. It’s a little too high schoolish. Still though, this is a thing of beauty.
1. Hamilton Tiger-cats
I’m just gonna say it: black and yellow are the two most powerful colors any team could put together. And another unpopular opinion: I like this uniform BETTER than the Pittsburgh Steelers. My only complaint is the name “tiger-cat”. Any Canadian care to explain?