The Partnership for Enterpise, Nurturing, and Innovation Sciences (PENIS)

So I left my lucrative job at the toilet factory to become a life coach/thought leader/grifter on LinkedIn.

And people ask me all the time: how did you become so goddamn successful?


It’s helpful to have a big penis and loads of inherited money. But if you lack those qualities, there’s another secret that insiders don’t want you to know: voodoo.

So curse your enemies to eternal damnation and harness the powers of Satan by downloading my “free” ebook written by yours truly and Dr. Dale Dickton, who’s a real doctor and didn’t get his degree from a diploma mill.


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