So someone told me to turn down my Oingo Boingo CD while I was loitering at Starbucks.
“Fuck you buddy!” I said, “if I wanted to listen to good music I’d listen to James Blunt!”
Finally the barista asked me if I wanted to order anything. “Heh. No thanks,” I replied, “I just come here to get offended at things.”
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