Think hard enough and you’d realize that life is pretty stupid.
Sure it’s easy to marvel at the miracle of consciousness, but when you consider the immensity of the universe, there’s nothing miraculous about it.
Your suffering is pointless.
The universe is the totality of all there is, all there can be. All possibilities are both infinite and determined.
God has abandoned you.
All is vanity, all is darkness. Consider Voltaire: we live in the worst of all possible worlds.
In this world void of hope, there is one beacon of light:
Arby’s: Put Some Meaning in Your Life
Arby’s is our only hope for salvation.
Nah. It’s def Wendy’s 👍👍👍
I do enjoy a Big Bacon Classic from time to time.
Hell yeah!
Or how bout the baconator?
Baconator Salvation (sorry 😔)
I have enjoyed many, but they do not treat me as I would hope to be treated.
I know. I want to tell them that I don’t want to be there either. Unfortunately, where I live, that’s service everywhere.
LOL I mean my guts and sensitive undercarriage.
Oh! Yeah, that too. Same problem with Steak n Shake. For the record, that’s a bad combo 💨
Oh yeah, Steak and Shake is torture.