Posted this before and I’m posting it again 🤷♂️
Gotta get this blog back on track, ya know?
So I was totally smashing a milf when I said “hey baby, gotta take a shit.”
“Go use the McDonalds down the street,” she said.
So I walked down the road at 1:30am, dick still hard. I clogged the toilet and ordered some hash browns.
“That’ll be $5.50 sir,” the server said.
“$5.50?! What is this….Hardee’s?!”
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