bored

Finally kicked the nicotine cravings, meaning for the first time in nearly 15 years I haven’t been addicted to alcohol and/or tobacco.

And I feel fuckin incredible!

Why didn’t anybody tell me this would happen?

So I’ve just been PUMPING iron. I’m gonna get back into shape.

What sucks is now that I don’t feel like shit 24/7, I’ve lost my creative fuel. That’s right, my misery drives my creative thoughts.

In other words, fuck this blog. Writing is stupid anyway. Might shift into photography/travel which is what I’ve been wanting to do for the last few months.

But that’s an expensive habit and I’m a cheapskate. So who knows when I’ll get around to that.

Deuces!

i survived snake island on February 24th, 2022. wat did I see?

A lot of goddamn snakes!

Didn’t see no Russians tho.

But I did run into Glenn Greenwald while in Brazil. That dude ain’t doin too good 😢

Prayers 🙏

I may never…

I may never see the seven wonders

I may never sail the open sea

I may never dance beneath the stars

I may never fly the skies of Mars

I may never touch the snows of Kilimanjaro

I may never taste the wine of Prosecco

I may never float the canals of Venice

I may never have a gigantic penis

I may never cross the River Jordan

I may never see a naked woman

But of all the things I may never be….

At least I don’t watch Loki