Jay Cutler is a man I think about almost daily. Never met him. But I’m sure he’s an asshole. I personally would never have sex with Tomi Lahren but I can appreciate that level of self-loathing. But Cutler’s lasting legacy is not throwing tight spirals or failing to live up to his potential; it’s becoming the avatar for general misanthropy. I’ve always wondered how someone like him occupies their time in retirement (other than wracking up numerous DUIs of course). Cutler is definitely a guy who wears cargo shorts and flip flops year around. I imagine he also drives a jacked up white Ford F350 with tinted windows and LED lights. He also goes to the local rivers and lakes to fish. Not because he enjoys it. But because it gives him plenty of time to sit under the sun and hold his nickel plated 9mm and ask himself “is today the day?”.

Salute