Tag: Threads

Probably got carried away

So I *might* have overreacted to someone on Threads calling my opinion and question “dumb”. Clearly that person is an asshole. Yet maybe I shouldn’t have responded by calling them “smug”, “arrogant”, a “fucking moron”, then blatantly accused them of sending out unsolicited dick pics. But in my defense, they ended their response with some shithead quote like “I could go on but I’ll quit while I’m ahead” like they were proud of beating me in some argument that only existed in their demented brain. In retrospect, I’m not sorry at all. Fuck that guy.

But the annoying thing about Threads is that it has the polar opposite problem of Twitter; it’s safe. Too safe. In many respects this is a good thing. But this also means the app sucks hard cock. It’s filled with safe people who believe they have transgressive takes.

And while we’re on the subject of people who piss me off, I don’t know how some assholes can stay perpetually happy knowing the terrifying evil that lurks around every corner. A storm was brewing to the west. I could see it spewing lightning off on the horizon. All the parents at the park threw their kids in the car and sped home to shield themselves from the impending rainfall. As I was speeding home, a homeless man was strolling down the sidewalk with a big ol shit-eating grin on his face. He was walking in the direction of the storm. That’s the only man that should be happy. He earned his bliss.

The rest of you rich, handsome fucks owe us. You owe everyone. You have no right to be happy. You don’t know what it means to starve; to live under the haunting echoes of a machine gun. What do you know about that? But sure. I’m sure all that high-minded lecturing you give us poor ugos on Threads has stopped at least ONE bomb from falling on the children of Gaza.

Man, FUCK Threads.

Making friends on internet

I would love to spend more time on this blog.

But as everyone knows: I’m an internet hardass. If you cross my path, I will spank your ass cheeks blood red. And I’ve been doing a lot of spanking in overtime.

Ask anyone on the streets, “what do you think of when world renowned shitposter Beau Montana comes to mind?”. And every last one of them will say, VERBATIM: “he’s one of the premier armchair historians of our age in the field of the historical Jesus and early Christianity, particularly in regards to the Gospel of Mark.”

So when such an honor is bestowed upon you, you can’t let transgressions like this go unpunished:

Bart Ehrman…noted atheist and academic…vehemently argues for the existence of the historical Jesus.

Perhaps the Instagram poster thought: “it’s common knowledge that Bart Ehrman argues for the historical existence of Jesus, so maybe my audience will think this meme will be ATTACKING Ehrman by using his own words against his claims.”

OR, as is most likely, the poster has no idea what Bart Ehrman actually argues, and lazily reposted this image which makes Ehrman look like he’s arguing against the historical Jesus.

That’s intellectual laziness and I’m not having it, especially since the public places their trust in me to provide valuable information and analysis.

To vent my frustrations, I took to the newest invention from our Lord and Savior Mark Zuckerberg, THREADS.

The result has been my most interacted with content I have ever posted to social media. Unfortunately I can’t link to it because it appears that Threads is still only in app form. But I’m proud of myself for adequately defending mine and Ehrman’s position with such gems as:

And

So rest assured that in this age of misinformation you still have people like me defending the truth with all the intellectual rigor required of a true scholar