kingdom of god 12

Nestled in the Yorkin Pass, an ancient complex to an unknown god was carved out of tanned stone and mounted thousands of feet in the cool and thinned out air of the Urbanas Mountains. This imposing structure housed the so called Temple of Josea and it faced north to the land of Nain. The holy man and Wade ascended the crumbling and crack ridden steps towards the sanctified temple and they were greeted by a battery of naked soldiers with cocks sheathed in bronze and holding spears of chromium points. The holy man signaled to the soldiers and the men unfastened the doors and ushered Wade inside. Josea the man, flanked by his warriors, was cloaked in royal purple but appeared as no king. He stood contemplatively like a wise sage away from his visitors and the holy man instructed Wade to kneel and he complied. 

Returning to his stately form, the prophet looked upon Wade. “Speak,” he ordered him.

“I’m a representative of the Milner Corporation passing through here to meet with the Shepherd,” Wade stated.

“Did you not know that this pass was occupied by the people of Jonny?”

“How was I supposed to know that? You people weren’t here a few years ago. This was a dead land used only by prospectors and foragers passing through.”

Josea nodded. “Aye. But did you not hear the Great One speak? He granted us this land by holy decree.”

“The Great One? You mean Jonny?”

“Aye.”

“I’m sorry but I don’t follow your legends.”

“It’s no legend. He walked among us and blessed the poor and the righteous. He taught us that the reign of the nighthawks will end and that the Kingdom of God will be upon us.”

“Yet he was killed by the nighthawks.”

Josea closed his eyes as if to speak in a trance and he raised his hands to give Wade a mighty revelation. “Jonny revealed to me in his heavenly form that he will return to bring about his kingdom. The destructive power of the nighthawks will be used against his enemies and righteousness will be restored.”

“Yes I’ve heard that one before. So you’re a prophet?”

“So you say.”

“Are prophets always this cagey?”

“It is not upon me to declare myself a prophet. I receive visions and interpret them to the followers.”

“And that’s how you got this temple?”

“It’s for the glorification of Jonny.”

Wade laughed and got off his knees. After dusting off his dirtied trousers, he dropped the pretensions and  looked Josea in the eye. “I don’t care what you’re doing here,” he told the prophet. “If you think the nighthawks can’t reach you in these mountains then you’re dead wrong. It’s only a matter of time before the corporations, probably the Shepherd, come through here and take this pass. You can release me or you can kill me. But just know that I won’t be joining this ridiculous circus.”

TO BE CONTINUED…

College Football Uniform Playoffs (Part VI- The American)

Some of the schools playing in the American Conference this year have already been covered. At least I think they’re playing in that conference this year. I don’t know. But it won’t affect the playoffs in any way. So let’s get into it.

7. University of Tulsa Golden Hurricanes

This is a good uniform, but Tulsa’s got a few things going against it: they play in Tulsa and the American is pretty strong uniform wise. The blue is strong but the gold mutes some of the boldness.

6. Tulane University Green Wave

Design-wise, it’s actually pretty good. The colors are nice, just not together. Besides, you’re the “green wave”. I’m sure there’s a good story behind it but why they fuck are you wearing Tar Heel blue?

5. East Carolina Pirates

Maybe in another universe I’d love this uniform. But this is where boldness starts to work against you. It’s not a good uniform to watch while you’re nursing a Saturday morning hangover.

4. Temple University Owls

It hurts me to put this one this low. The ‘T’ logo kicks ass and I have a soft spot for their alternates. But it’s just not strong enough to move forward.

3. University of Memphis Tigers

So sue me, I love the tiger stripes. I’d prefer it if they just used white full time to accentuate the blue as the grey kinda mutes it. But whatever. It’s serviceable.

2. South Florida Bulls

Too bad they perpetually suck, because the Bulls have a great uniform. At least their standard uniform is good. If it weren’t for some of their shitty alternates, they might’ve won the conference.

1. Southern Methodist University Mustangs

Maybe I spoke too soon when I announced Louisiana Tech as the best team to wear red, white, and blue. Sure they look like the Buffalo Bills, but I like the Bills uniform. And mustangs are cool. Plus I LOVE it when they put ‘Dallas’ on the front of the jersey. So put SMU in the Big 12!

SMU advances!