Mer Rouge (Part 37)

A meager fog drifted across the field as midnight struck. The priest and Oren crouched in the dew ridden thicket no more than a hundred yards from the sheriff’s station. Inside the brush, they swatted away at the legions of mosquitoes and ants pecking at their extremities. The priest held the binoculars to his eyes. While the flood lights illuminated the station and adjoining jailhouse, there was no sign of anyone. “Might as well get comfortable,” the priest said, handing the whiskey flask to Oren. “We’re fixin to be here all night.”

Oren took the flask and downed half of it. He handed it back to the priest and the priest cursed. “Goddamn son, are you nervous?”

“I’ve never shot at anyone,” said Oren.

“You shot me.”

“That was different.”

“Then I’ll handle the shootin’.”

“I’ve seen you in a firefight. You’re no better shot than I am.”

“Well I ain’t died yet. So I must be doing sumthin right.”

The priest peered back through the binoculars and Oren put a cigarette to his lips. “No smoking,” warned the priest. “I don’t want them to see the light.”

“There ain’t no one out here.”

“None that you see.”

Oren sat silently with his ass planted in the wet grass and shotgun at his feet. The priest pulled out a full carrot from his smock and placed one end between his teeth. Headlights pierced through the fog and were moving in the direction of the jailhouse. The priest took a bit of the carrot. “Someone’s coming,” he said as he loudly munched.

Oren picked up the shotgun and leapt to his feet. “Hold on now!” the priest whispered cautiously. “Let’s see what happens.” 

The vehicle rolled up to the gravel pit and parked by the front entrance. The priest took a closer look at the vehicle. It was a squad car of some sort. He could barely make out the words. Two men stepped out. Police officers. “Is it sheriff’s department?” Oren asked.

“Dont think so. City police of some sort. They might pickin up or dropping off a prisoner.”

He watched the two officers saunter up to the entrance. The darkness was too thick at first. But as the officers came closer, the bright flood lights illuminated their faces. “So just regular PD then?” asked Oren.

The priest reached into his smock and pulled out the .38. “No,” he said. “It ain’t regular PD at all.” He climbed to his feet and did the best he could to knock the wet grass from his smock. Then, with the carrot still dangling from his mouth, he looked to Oren. “Get your shotgun,” he said.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 36)

Sound asleep in his bottom bunk, Moses shook him awake. “Sumthin’s happenin,” he whispered. Hutch lifted his head groggy eyed. “Sumthin’s always happenin’,” he told his bunk mate. Moses slapped him across the face. “No fool! This is serious! Simpson and Fornier are running around like a bunch of crackheads!”

Hutch threw the covers off him and approached the bars to see what Moses was bitching about. He could hear some commotion towards the front office as other inmates were waking up to listen. “Is this unusual?” he asked Moses. 

“Shhh! Shut the fuck up! I can’t hear!”

A minute or two later, Fornier busted the door open into the cellblock. He was drenched in sweat with stains around his pits and man tits and he was carrying a shotgun. “Alright everyone, listen up,” he announced cordially, “any minute now you might hear a ruckus. Like some gunshots and whatnot. I assure you that it’s nuthin to worry about it and the situation is under control. If a fire breaks out, just sit tight. It’ll get taken care of shortly. Get some rest and we’re gonna have a good day tomorrow. It’ll be Sunday morning. The chaplain will be here and we’ll get extra pudding. Alright, sleep tight fellas.” Then the office door slammed shut.

“What the fuck man!” another inmate shouted down the hall.

Moses scratched his head and furrowed his brow. “Oh lord, this is bad,” he said.

“What do you mean?” Hutch asked.

“What do you mean ‘what do I mean’? Did you not hear what he said?!”

“He said it was under control.”

“You can’t be that dense.”

“What? A few gunshots? They’re probably shooting at some criminals. We’re criminals too! Relax! We’re safe!”

“I should beat some sense into you. Not just gunshots but fires too! Mother fucker, if this place catches on fire, we’re trapped behind these bars! They ain’t comin to rescue us!”

Hutch brushed it off. “Ehh,” he said. “He was just being hyperbolic.”

“I don’t know how the hell you know what that word means. But a fire ain’t nuthin to take lightly. Especially round here.”

“Why? Fires start a lot around here?”

“You’re goddamn right they do!”

Meanwhile, about five hundred yards behind the sheriff’s department, there was a parish road running east to west. Only the intermittent glow of fireflies provided any light. Oren and the Priest cut off the lights to their stolen Toyota Selica Supra. It was dark brown and wasn’t easily seen from the road. Oren was driving. The Priest was looking through a pair of binoculars at the large barren field separating them and the sheriff’s station. “See anything?” asked Oren.

“Nah. Not even a deer turd.”

Oren kept his hands clasped around the steering wheel. He took in the smell of the brand new upholstery. “How did you find this beauty?” he asked the priest.

“You don’t live as long as I do without learning a thing or two,” he told Oren without taking his eyes off the binoculars.

“So what do we do now?”

The priest panned the binoculars off to a thicket of wood just off to the left. “I reckon we outta hide the car,” he said. “Then we hunker down over in that thicket.”

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 35)

The priest tossed the cigarette butt into the grass. Only the faded blue hues of the night sky lingered above. It was a bright crescent moon. “I reckon we outta head out soon,” the priest said. 

“Tonight?” asked Oren.

“Yup.”

“Well what’s the plan, Jack?”

He looked up to the sky to see the stars speckled against the black void as he stroked his beard. “I don’t suppose I have much of one,” the priest said. “Them two boys are slippery as a snake. It don’t do to make a plan. Just stay one step ahead of em’”

“Any ideas?”

“Just one. We scope out the sheriff’s department. That’s where you’re brother and Fornier probably are. The Nine certainly know that. If there’s a time to strike, it would be tonight.”

Oren nodded. “You think we can get him outta there?”

“Who?”

“My brother.”

“Well, if them boys fuck enough shit up, we could probably bust him out without anyone noticing.”

“Will he be a fugitive?”

“Dunno. He’ll be either that or presumed dead, especially if they burn the place down. Either way, he’ll be better out here than in there.”

“What are you gonna do after you kill em?”

“They ain’t whom I’m after.”

“Castor?”

“Yup.”

The sound of crickets filled the long pause. Oren was still holding the .38 in his hand. He held it up and looked at it. “I ain’t never killed anyone,” he said.

“Don’t worry about it,” the priest told him. “They haven’t been alive for a long time. They’ve only been delaying the inevitable.”

“And what about you?”

The priest said nothing to that. He checked his 12 gauge Mossberg and slung a satchel of ammunition over his shoulder. Oren didn’t know what to do with the .38. “So I’ve been wondering,” he said. “If I shot you, you wouldn’t die?”

“Is that what you’ve been thinking about all day?” the priest asked him.

Oren only replied with a smirk.

“There’s only one way to find out for sure,” the priest said. He faced Oren head on and spread his arms out like an open target. Oren froze. “If you want to know what it’s like to shoot someone, here’s your chance,” the priest taunted.

Oren lifted and aimed the pistol. He squeezed the trigger the bullet whizzed past the Priest’s head. It was exhilarating. The priest checked himself to make sure he wasn’t hit. “You know what,” he said, “maybe you should take the shotgun.”

They exchanged weapons and as the priest turned around and walked back towards the church, Oren lifted the shotgun and blasted one round in his direction. The priest winced and grabbed the back of his neck where a few pieces of shrapnel hit him. “Jesus Christ!” he screeched. Oren was momentarily stunned. He ran up to the priest. “Oh fuck! I’m sorry!”. But the priest looked at his blood covered hand and cursed. “Bullets can’t kill me but they certainly hurt like shit, you fuckin asshole!”

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 34)

At the abandoned St. Chyrsostom Church, the Priest witnessed the sun descend below the thicket of trees which were aligned along the bayou horizon. Behind the church, Oren held the .38 service revolver and aimed it at a full can of baked beans resting on top of a tree stump roughly 20 yards in front of him. He squinted his right eye and pulled the trigger. The bullet nicked the right side and tomato beans oozed out of the can. He adjusted and tried again. The next bullet struck the top surface of the stump and ricocheted onto the can and knocked it into the weeds. Oren nodded. “I’m not such a bad shot after all.”

“It’s gonna take more than bullets to kill the Nine,” the priest said as he rounded the corner.

“You mean those two guys?”

“Precisely. A gun might stop them momentarily. But it will take the harnessing of flames to defeat them.”

“So, you mean fire?”

“Yes. They’re an ancient breed—made immortal by the unholy water of a forsaken god. Water is indeed a powerful and sacred force. But its only rival is the flame, tapped into and harnessed by mankind as an affront to the spirit realm. This triggered a holy war between man and the gods. A war which persists to this day.”

“So you’re saying I need to light them on fire?”

“To put it bluntly, yes.”

“And how do you suggest I do that?”

“With great difficulty I must say. But it has been done. There’s a reason why there’s only two of them left, ya know? Though these two have persisted for a long time. A long, long time.”

“Since you know all of this, have you partaken in the drinking of this so-called unholy water?”

The priest smirked and looked away from Oren. “I was hopin you wouldn’t ask that,” he said.

“It was the only logical question, sir, whatever your name is.”

The priest gazed off to that deep sunset like gazing off into a faded memory. Then he dug into his fourth pack of cigarettes for the day and put one to his lips. “Shit’s gettin’ old,” he said as a plume of smoke rose before his eyes. “Supposedly mankind is to evolve into a higher state of being, like angels walking the earth. That’s what history has told us. But insofar as I can tell, man has been cursed and wretched since the day I first met one many years ago. Ain’t nothing changed. We’re just trading one field of shit for another. You see, the thing they don’t tell you about forever is that forever is a lonely place. You see one generation pass only to be replaced by another doomed cohort. It kinda makes you wonder what we’re clinging onto. But the worst part is the days pass into seconds and your friends become nothing more to your memory than a stranger passing in the night.”

“Sorry I asked,” Oren said.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 33)

Lines formed on his forehead as he chewed on his thumbnail. “Uh, when did this happen?”

“A couple of days ago. In downtown Vicksburg. Since you haven’t been by the house in a few days, I hadn’t had the chance to tell ya.”

“Okay, well, did they catch the guy who did it?”

“No. It was two men apparently.”

“Two men? No mention of a priest?”

“No. Why would a priest be involved?”

“Forget it. I don’t suppose they got a good look at the two men, did they?”

“I don’t think so.”

“Shit.”

“Also Jerry, a couple of Oak Ridge officers stopped by the house looking for you.”

It was all beginning to click. His heart sank to his feet and he struggled to get out his words. “Oak Ridge, eh? So uh, what do they want with me?”

“They said they was just needin to talk to ya.”

“What did you tell em?”

“I said I hadn’t seen you in a couple of days. I told em you’re usually at the jail on Saturday nights.”

Fornier’s hands began to shake. He opened the flask and emptied it into his mouth. Then he cleared his throat and attempted to end the conversation. “Alright, thanks Ma. Talk to you later..”

“Wait! Your father wanted me to tell you…,” but the phone was already nestled in its cradle. The deputy jumped to his feet, took out his keys, and unlocked the line of shotguns aligned along the office backwall. He took one out, dug through the cabinets, and loaded it with buckshots. Then he called Deputy Simpson in. “Take one of these,” he said to him, offering a shotgun.

“What the hell is going on?!” Simpson yelled.

“I just received a uh, terroristic threat to the jailhouse.”

“Well shouldn’t we call Dirk?”

“No!” Fornier shouted with an unexpected ferocity. Seeing the shocked expression on his partner’s face, Fornier took a breather. “It’s alright Simpson,” he explained calmly, “I can effectively neutralize the situation on my own. I just need you to sit up and be on the lookout.”

“For what exactly?”

“Anything suspicious. Radio me if you see sumthin. I’m gonna head out to the tool crib for a few minutes, okay? I won’t be long.”

Fornier bolted for the rear entrance, past the basketball court, and out towards the shed just beyond the gate. Once inside, he looked for anything flammable and threw all he could find into an undersized wheelbarrow. When he was finished, he rushed the wheelbarrow to the front of the jailhouse and as he did, crap would occasionally fall out of it. But once on the front porch, he dug through his gatherings.  He attempted to recall some tricks he learned from his ordinance days in Vietnam. Simpson stepped out onto the porch, shotgun in hand, and watched his fellow deputy move manically. “What the hell are you doing?” he asked him.

“Go back inside!” ordered Fornier. “Get me whatever munitions you can find!”

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 32)

As evening settled in, Moses laid in his top bunk, hands clasped over his stomach and eyes closed. Below him, Hutch tossed and turned. Tears quietly flooded down his cheeks. Moses could feel his bunk mate’s anguish and tried to disregard it. Hutch watched the sun slowly settle through the barred windows that aligned the top wall and wiped away the tears on his sleeve. When the light completely faded, he called for his bunk mate. “Moses, you awake?” he softly called.

“Yeah.”

“What happened to you today?”

“Same ol bullshit.”

“They fuckin tortured me.”

“I know.”

“Are you from around here?”

“Mer Rouge?”

“Yeah.”

“Shit naw man.”

“Where do you come from?”

“All over.”

“Well where do you come from originally?”

Moses unclasped his hands and rubbed his face. “West Africa,” he said.

“West Africa? How the hell did you get to the states?”

“It’s a long goddamn story.”

“How long have you been here?”

“Why you asking so many questions man?”

Hutch rolled over to his side and placed his pillow under his head. “I’m just trying to forget where I am. That’s all.”

Regretting his tone, Moses took a deep breath. “I’ve wandered all over,” he said. “Egypt. The Middle East. Now how the hell did you make it to this shithole?”

“Well first, I clogged a shitter in Arkansas…”

Hutch’s explanation was rudely interrupted by a loud clanging from Deputy Fornier’s baton against the cell bars. “It’s dark out ladies!” he shouted. “You know what that means?! Lights out! So shut yur goddamn face hole and go to sleep!”. Hutch and Moses lifted the blankets over their heads and Fornier raised a flask to his lips as he wandered out of the cell block. Back in his office, he sat his fat ass down in the rolling chair. As he leaned back, he lowered his Stetson over his eyes. But right before he nodded off, the phone loudly sounded and he cursed as he lifted the hat back on his head. “Hello? Who the hell is this?” he shouted into the receiver. 

The voice on the other end shouted back with equal fervor. “Jerry! This is your mother!” 

“Ma! Why are you calling me here?”

“I’ve been trying to reach you for the last couple of days! Your cousin is dead, Jerry! They shot him all to hell and burned him up!”

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 31)

His arms were outstretched like the crucified Christ. Wrists and ankles tied by leather straps. A single wash rag, dampened by torrents of water, was draped over his face. Sheriff Dirk reached for the faucet above the prison’s head and opened it wide. Water splashed onto the rag and the prisoner wiggled and gagged to no avail. Off to the brightened corner of this colorless and soiled cellar, Deputy Simpson protested. “Well shit Dirk! Is this the Spanish Inquisition?”

Dirk looked the deputy dead in the eyes and opened the faucet again. The prisoner resumed the squealing and gagging and Simpson shook his head and looked to the floor. The sheriff cut off the water and the prisoner cursed. “What would you know about that?” he asked his deputy.

“I just know in the year of our lord, 1983, this seems a little — I dunno —inhumane!”

“Some techniques stand the test of time,” the sheriff said. And then he removed the rag from the prisoner’s face and leaned forward. “Isn’t that right?” he asked the man.

“I told you! I don’t know shit about the priest!” Hutch screamed. 

“Nothing huh?”

“All he said was he wasn’t Catholic!”

“Shit,” Dirk uttered. He draped the rag back over Hutch’s face and put his hand on the faucet. Before it could be turned, Deputy Simpson stepped in. “Why don’t we give it a break, yeah?” he suggested to Dirk. 

“What would that do?”

“It might give the man some time to, ya know, think things over.”

Dirk chuckled at the suggestion and nodded. He approached the deputy in a somewhat minacious manner and rested his hand on his shoulder. “Take him back to his cell,” the sheriff ordered. Then he patted Simpson on the cheek. Once when his superior was out of earshot, he removed the wet rag from Hutch’s face, undid the straps, and helped the prisoner to his feet. 

“Thank you for that,” Hutch said.

“Shut the fuck up and let’s go.”

The deputy took him by the elbow and marched him up the stairs to the main cell block. First they stopped by a linen closet. The deputy gave him a stack of dry clothes and they continued their march, which ended in front of Hutch’s cell. Moses was already in his bunk. Simpson unlocked the cell and nudged Hutch inside. When he closed it and locked it, he rested his elbows on the bars and gave Hutch a stern glare. “You better tell him what he wants to hear,” the deputy warned. “Cuz I can almost promise you that something worse is coming down the pike.”

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 30)

The smoldering remains of the roadside motel reflected in the silvery shades of Sheriff DuPont. Under the early morning hours, as the sun slowly crept towards its high zenith and the dew blanketed the greenery, the air reeked of putrified swamp and charred wood. The lawman stood with fists to his waist and slight gut poking over his trousers. He sniffled a bit. Then scratched his cheek. The fire department was wrapping up and was fixin to depart. The old man was milking the medical attention and police investigation for all it’s worth. “I’m tellin ya, the man was a monk! Or a ninja! I’ve seen this before! In Okinawa, ya see!” he explained to Deputy Chaz.

Chaz was understandably skeptical. “Uh huh. And what about those other two fellas?”

“Goddamn those two fellas. A couple of queers. Either that or brothers.”

“So you’re telling me a couple of queers checked in, got into a firefight with a ninja. Then a car exploded which is what caused the fire. And you managed to chase these fellas off by cutting loose your M16?”

“Yessir! That’s exactly what happened!”

“Now Earl, just how the hell did you get your hands on an M16?” The Sheriff butted in.

“By god, I’ve kept it since my fightin days!”

“This is an M16A2 model,” the sheriff continued. “The Marine Corps only started using it this year! You and I both know that when you was in Iwo Jima, you used an M1!”

“Hell!” the old man brushed off.

“Hellfire, Earl. The recoil on these things are really something. You need to be more careful in your advanced age!”

“Sheriff, I can still shoot the pecker off a buck from 500 yards!”

“Get your ass outta here!” DuPont shouted, handing him back his weapon. 

The old man stumbled off and Chaz pulled a lighter and a cigarette from his shirt pocket and offered one to the sheriff. DuPont declined, opting for a wad of Copenhagen in his lower lip. They spat and smoked as they considered the blackened rubble laid before them. “That old man is full of shit,” Chaz said. “I personally think it’s a good thing this rat trap finally got burnt to hell.”

“Yup.”

“What have you found out?”

“Welp, they reckon it was two fires instead of one that caused this mess.”

“Two fires?”

“Yessir. One in the room on the far end and another from the car explosion.”

“The old man said nuthin about a room fire.”

“Yup. That one appeared to have been caused by gasoline. The other un, under that car, that was probably C4.”

“C4?! Jesus sheriff!”

DuPont nodded and spat. He gnawed a little on the tobacco and thought. “Say Chaz, do you remember those fires off in Moorhouse Parish in about ‘67 or ‘68? They all seemed to have been centered around the house of that judge they have out there in Mer Rouge.”

“Hell, I was still in grade school then.”

“Yeah. I seem to recall the old folks staying away from that town. They called it a lake of fire. Maybe they were kidding, but I always reckoned that’s why they called it Mer Rouge.”

The deputy shrugged. “Do you want me to contact the Moorhouse Sheriff? Tell em we might have some bad dudes on the loose?”

“No. Leave that to me.”

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 29)

He waltzed back into the empty parking lot and opened the rear window to the Gremlin. There wasn’t much inside. A few pornos and socks. The priest picked up a porno, the March issue of Penthouse, and thumbed through it. He nodded and rolled it up. After shutting the window, he eyeballed the poorly lit parking lot and saw an old Ford F-100 parked in the rear of the lobby. The priest presumed it was the old man’s. He walked up to it and dug through the rusted up bed and found a gas can and a garden hose. Then he took out a pocket knife, cut the hose, and stuck one end into the tank and the other in the gas can and siphoned the gas. When it was full, he capped the can and carried it to the other end of the motel directly to his room. The time was 11:37pm. The lights were out in the room next door. 

The priest unlocked the door to his room and cut on the lights. The beds weren’t made and there were finger prints on the mirror and two mice were fighting on the bathroom sink. To the right was the adjoining door to the brothers’ room. He put his ear to the door and listened. Not a sound was heard. Were they sleeping? This was a little too easy, the priest thought. But not wasting the opportunity, he cut off the lights and began picking the lock with a hairpin. When the catch released, the knob turned smoothly and the priest readied the .38. Then he took the rolled up Penthouse and stuffed one end into the gas can. Cautiously, he peeked open the door. Through the dark, he squinted his eyes to see still lumps under the covers of each bed. Content, he lit the protruding end of the porno on fire and quickly rushed into the room and sat the gas can between the beds. Once back across the threshold, he lifted the .38 and shouted. “See you in hell!”. He fired the gun. The bullet pierced the gas can and the room erupted into an inferno.

But through the heat and deluge of fire, the priest realized he had been had by the oldest trick in the book. As the flames spread across the beds, no one was underneath the covers. It was only rolled up blankets and pillows. Recognizing the deception, the priest rushed back out to the Gremlin as fire overtook the motel. Once in the driver’s seat, his godly senses began tingling. Without a second to spare, he leapt out of the vehicle as his stolen death can exploded into a hellish mushroom. Laying face down on the pavement, half conscious and the Gremlin ablaze, the priest came to and climbed to his knees. Gunshots rang from the roof and ricochet around him. With the shotgun lassoed around his shoulder, he unloaded it in the direction of the gun blasts and hurried his way backward toward the treeline. 

Interrupting this exchange, the old man busted out of the lobby with an automatic M16 and unleashed it. “Take that you cocksuckers!”

But both the brothers and the priest disappeared into the darkness.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Mer Rouge (Part 28)

His eyes grew heavy and his mind wandered. It was another lonely road to god knows where in a godforsaken land just south of the Arkansas border. The priest hadn’t felt the comfort of a warm bed in days and the gas gauge was still reading a quarter tank despite driving it over a hundred miles. It must’ve been broken, the priest thought. Or a 1970 AMC Gremlin simply had one hell of a gas mileage. He drove through Mer Rouge before turning down yet another lonesome highway. And eight miles outside of town, he made a right onto Kurtzy Road. There was no particular reason. He did it on a whim. And as the gravel kicked up beneath the Gremlin, leaving clouds of dust in its wake, the priest took out a cigarette and popped out the car’s cigarette lighter. As he tried to use it, the vehicle hit an unexpected pothole, causing him to drop it to the floorboards. “Goddamnit,” he said to himself. When he reached down to grab it, the road suddenly turned smooth, and when he popped back up to look out the windshield he saw nothing but new pavement in front of him. “Thank fucking Christ,” he uttered. He had completely missed the heavy road construction behind him.

But Kurtzy Road came to an end and the priest made a right turn. Again, on a whim. A few miles down the empty highway, where the pines grew tall, the priest couldn’t believe his eyes. It was a sign for St. John Chrysostom Greek Orthodox Church. He turned down the dirt road where, to his disappointment, he found the church abandoned and in disrepair. He contemplated telling himself ‘fuck it’ and lay down camp for the night, but that had been his plan the previous four nights. It was time for a real night’s sleep. He restarted the engine and resumed his southbound journey down whatever cursed highway this was and found a roadside motel just miles later. The parking lot was empty. He pulled up to the lobby and sauntered inside. No one was behind the reception desk.

“Hello?” he called out.

He approached the desk and dinged on the bell. When that didn’t work, he dinged on it harder. Seven minutes later, the old man with his WWII cap, now inexplicably turned backwards, and flannel red robe stumbled from the back and cursed at him. “Well shit, father, you should have hollered for me!”

“I did! Turn your hearing aids up, old man!”

“Well excuse the shit out of me for trying to squeeze in a nap! I rarely have more than one tenant a night!”

“But the parking lot’s empty.”

“Yeah, a couple of homos walked in off the street.”

“Excuse me?”

“I said A COUPLE OF HOMOS—“

“I heard that part! What did these fellas look like?”

“What do you care? Are you a queer too?”

“Shut the fuck up before I slap those dentures out your mouth! Tell me what these guys looked like!”

“Jesus, padre, alright! To be honest, I couldn’t tell! They were wearing shades, leather, a helmet, and were carrying two large duffle bags!”

“Shit,” the priest whispered beneath his breath. He stroked his beard and thought. “Alright,” he finally said, “gimme the room next to theirs.”

The old man shook his head and slapped the room key on the desk. “You people fuckin disgust me,” he said. The priest dropped a $50 bill and told the old man to stick it up his ass. 

TO BE CONTINUED…