checkmate

Aaron Burr. Deforest Kelley. Stonewall Jackson. Daniel Webster. JP Morgan. Dylan McDermott. Grover Cleveland. Henry Cabot Lodge. George Custer. Doc Holliday. Tom Cruise. Fatty Arbuckle. Hernando De Soto. Kaiser Wilhelm II. Norm Van Brocklin. William Jennings Bryan. William Jefferson Clinton. Johnny “Fuckin” Appleseed. Chip Kelly. Alfred Hitchcock. Adolf Hitler. Richard Nixon. Jim Jones. Bob Balaban. George Patton. George Kennedy. Howard Cosell. Jesus Christ. Bob Dole. Joe Rogan. Steve Urkel. Russell Brand. Dylan McDermott. Terry Crews. Terry Bradshaw. Terry Gilliam. Terry Ferrel. Terry O’Quinn. Terry Fox. Terry Prachett. Terry Chen. Terry Dodson. Preston Terry. And now Quentin Tarantino….

What do all these men have in common?

I hated them before all of you.

So remember: It always pays to jump on the hate train early 👍

your all sheep!

Most people get their opinions from “books”, “news”, “science”, “education”, other “external sources,” and “other people”.

Not me.

You see, I’m an actual FREE thinker.

Everyone keeps telling me “you should stop drinking your piss.” But why? It’s completely natural.

My ex-wife keeps saying “you need to pay child support.” But how do you know he’s my son?

The police keep telling me that I have to “wear pants at the public library.” But I don’t follow the laws of man.

I’m not one of you sheeple.

tim McGraw

Life’s hard for a man that drives a pickup truck.

People make all kinds of assumptions about you. “Hey, what kind of engine you got in that thing?” they ask.

“I dunno,” I say. “I just put the keys in the ignition and it starts.”

I drive a pickup not only because I have a tiny penis and suffer from an inferiority complex, but they also last longer, usually easier to take care of, and no one bats an eye at a few dents and scratches.

In short, I only drive a truck because I’m lazy as fuck.

But every guy wants to get into a pissing contest on who’s got the bigger engine, who knows more about transmissions, which kind of car is easier to fuck in (it’s definitely an Oldsmobile Tornado btw), etc etc

Well listen here buddy, I read Immanuel Kant, Wordsworth, Melville, Jack London, and fucking Hegel, not because someone told me to, but because I love it! Do I look like a guy that gives a shit about your Dodge Ram?

Sure I wear camouflage, abuse dipping tobacco, store my retirement savings under the kitchen sink, sleep with a Glock 19, dabble in meth, store my own piss, steal from my grandmother, don’t pay child support, and argue with teenagers online. But I’m just not a car guy! Okay?