As a devout Mennonite, I believe that Pat Robertson will spend eternity in hell. But you gotta admit, as a religious charlatan, he’s one of the GOATs.

Of course, he was no Jim Jones…or even David Koresh…but with all the money he scammed out of the pockets of old people: that’s some real ass shit. And he lived to be 93. So don’t ever let anyone tell you that surviving on pure hatred will lead to an early grave.

So so long to the bigoted and homophobic Pat Robertson. I can’t wait for his Netflix documentary 🙏🙏🙏