Yeah man, Pixels. Hell yeah dude.

What a funny movie. It totally didn’t crush my will to live.

Kevin James as President? Hilarious.

Josh Gad singing Tears For Fears? Laughed until I pissed myself.

Peter Dinklage fucking the shit out of Serena Williams and blowing a load all over Martha Stewart? Totally hot.

Adam Sandler’s humor feels as fresh as the day he did Going Overboard. You know what my favorite part was? When Dan Patrick shows up to collect a paycheck. Say what you want about the man, but Sandler at least keeps his friends employed.

And that’s what this movie’s all about: paying Adam Sandler’s bills. What a comedic legend.