I’m a simple man. I ain’t in this racket for fame and fortune. It’s all for the love of the game. So I don’t require much. Except $10,000 owed in back taxes to the IRS and various creditors in and around the Cayman Islands.

Now I know I’ve said that I don’t give a shit if anyone reads my work. It ain’t all about YOU, buddy. I ain’t gonna crawl on my hands and knees and beg for money. But if you ever caught yourself thinking ‘I like this guy’s work’, then you owe me. You owe me BIG TIME in fact.

Don’t worry, I’m not a violent person. No one’s gonna come to your doorstep and bust your kneecaps. But here’s what WILL happen. Someone will come to MY door and bust MY kneecaps. Now I ain’t gonna sit here and convince you of the importance of walking. So you wanna save my kneecaps? Please go to Amazon.com and purchase Vanitas or, heaven forbid, the Detective James Series: Vol 1.

“But why would I pay for this shit when I can read it here for FREE?” you might ask.

Well if you shut up for a second, I’ll tell ya.

What you read here is all first draft stuff. That might come as a surprise. Reading this website alone, you might think I’m the second coming of Hemingway. But what you purchase from Amazon is actually a BETTER and more COMPLETE vision of my storytelling. But I can forgive you for thinking that this is apex of English literature. However, like so many other things in your life, you’d be wrong. Internetruinedeverything.com is just the tip of the iceberg.

So do something right for once in your life. Go to this Amazon 🔗 , buy one of my books, and sleep well knowing that you not only contributed to great literature, but you’re also saving my kneecaps.

God bless