The weather’s warmer. Just got out of jail. Have $27 in my pocket. And my stool sample came back negative for dysentery.

But the best part?

No new war has been instigated by the United States that bears an alarming similarity with another disastrous war instigated 20 years prior. It’s like after 300,000 years of humanity’s existence, we’re finally starting to learn from history.

So I think we’re gonna make it as a species, folks! We’re turning over a new leaf 🥰