So anyways I finally got back my WordPress account. With the help of the CIA, I busted the thief who stole it in the Andes. It’s a weird story. But now that I have it back, I don’t know what to do with it.

After three years I hate to say it but it needs to be said: I’ve taken The Internet Ruined Everything as far as it can go. Between divorce, mounting debt, crippling diabetes, unchecked anger issues and soul-crushing depression, I’m not in the mental space to maintain it. This blog was always meant as target practice to hone in my writing skills by trying weird things. Now I’m looking to graduate into more immersive, long-form writing which extends beyond what a blog can accommodate.

With that said, I don’t plan on abandoning it altogether. It might just be rebranded. A podcast perhaps? I’ve done it before with varying degrees of success. Whatever it may become, I want it to be more focused. I simply need time to figure out the angle.

In the meantime, anyone want to write for this blog? If it’s a weird and absurd story then I’d like to post it here. Message me on Instagram at beaumontana1 if you’re interested