It ain’t a crime to smash cougs. In fact, every man between the age 20-23 should try it.
And ladies over the age of 35, good for you! Go get it!
Now Zach Wilson may never be a HOFer, but he should be celebrated as a trailblazer, or a public spokesperson, for guys like me. I’ve been putting out flyers, knocking on doors, and yelling on street corners for years: older women is where it’s at. And when you go where it’s at, there’s no going back.
Just ask Emmanuel Macron 😟