internet ruined everything: season 2 premiere

It’s been a year since I made my first post on this train wreck of a blog.

I’d like to thank myself for writing all of it. Of course, you guys did your part by reading this crap. I didn’t think there would be an audience for pointless blogs where I try to say ‘penis’ as much as possible.

But here we are…on to year 2 of this experiment.

Yeah, this website has gone downhill the last four months. But things will change, I promise! I just graduated from toilet college and I’m about to finish up with this other project (I will elaborate on this later). So no more distractions!

For season 2, I guarantee that there will be more penises, asses, fucks, shits, boobs, vaginas, ballsacks, you name it.

Flash fiction is sort of my bread and butter. And I miss writing it. So just hang with me for a bit. Or don’t! I ain’t your boss. But I promise more of the good stuff 😉

So here’s to Season 2 🍻!

Penis

update

Bad news: the blog’s gone downhill and I’m powerless to do anything about it.

Good news: I’ve updated the website format.

As for the quality of content, sorry. I’ve been going through writer’s block since the beginning of September. Don’t know what to do about it. I’m gonna write till something hits. Maybe a change in format will polish this turd up.

So the shit posts will keep flowing. Oh well 🤷‍♂️

update on my whereabouts

So I escaped from my captors and I am now on the run. Heads up: the Turkish mafia don’t fuck around.

Anyways, I’ve been getting into photography and videography, that kind of bullshit. But I’m a novice.

I’d like to slowly start introducing some of that crap to the blog. Any helpful advice would be appreciated.

I’m probably going to start renting some stuff soon.

Look, the truth is I’m not getting any younger. I’ll be 94 in December. And it’s been my dream to produce a film, a short, web series, whatever.

So we’ll see how that goes.

In the meantime, I’ll be checking my vehicle for car bombs.

Peace and Love 😘