I will get caught up on all the blogs I follow over the next few days. Believe it or not, I actually read and appreciate everyone’s work and have never blindly ‘liked’ a post in my life. We must have honor amongst bloggers.
Things are beginning to settle out with my new job. Soon I will be able to slack off for 10 hours where I can focus all of my attention on this blog.
Thank you for your patience.
Bad news: I’m an AVgeek. I REALLY love airports and airplanes and shit.
Don’t give a fuck abt blogging anymore 🤷♂️ But honestly, that’s prolly for the best.
Don’t know when I’ll be back
Bye 👋
It’s been a year since I made my first post on this train wreck of a blog.
I’d like to thank myself for writing all of it. Of course, you guys did your part by reading this crap. I didn’t think there would be an audience for pointless blogs where I try to say ‘penis’ as much as possible.
But here we are…on to year 2 of this experiment.
Yeah, this website has gone downhill the last four months. But things will change, I promise! I just graduated from toilet college and I’m about to finish up with this other project (I will elaborate on this later). So no more distractions!
For season 2, I guarantee that there will be more penises, asses, fucks, shits, boobs, vaginas, ballsacks, you name it.
Flash fiction is sort of my bread and butter. And I miss writing it. So just hang with me for a bit. Or don’t! I ain’t your boss. But I promise more of the good stuff 😉
So here’s to Season 2 🍻!
Penis
Remember the early days of this blog when I wrote about dope ass shit like drugs, guns, public endangerment, and accidentally fucking your cousin?
The video above reminds me of those good ol days. 😔😔😔
Rip
I’ve written 270 posts since August.
Nothin more to say.
Dont know when I’ll b back
#bye
Bad news: the blog’s gone downhill and I’m powerless to do anything about it.
Good news: I’ve updated the website format.
As for the quality of content, sorry. I’ve been going through writer’s block since the beginning of September. Don’t know what to do about it. I’m gonna write till something hits. Maybe a change in format will polish this turd up.
So the shit posts will keep flowing. Oh well 🤷♂️
So I escaped from my captors and I am now on the run. Heads up: the Turkish mafia don’t fuck around.
Anyways, I’ve been getting into photography and videography, that kind of bullshit. But I’m a novice.
I’d like to slowly start introducing some of that crap to the blog. Any helpful advice would be appreciated.
I’m probably going to start renting some stuff soon.
Look, the truth is I’m not getting any younger. I’ll be 94 in December. And it’s been my dream to produce a film, a short, web series, whatever.
So we’ll see how that goes.
In the meantime, I’ll be checking my vehicle for car bombs.
Peace and Love 😘
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