2025 NFL uniform ranking (part iv-the good shit)
Alright, let’s get this shit over with as quickly as possible. To appeal to our neighbors in the north, I will be ranking the NHL uniforms next despite not knowing dick about hockey. That seems like a natural progression. In the meantime, here’s the next part of my list: 20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers We all…
Oh Canada😏
Through all the pain, misery, depression, crippling anxiety, diabetes, and mounds and mounds of self loathing, there’s still one thing I look forward to. In this day and age of misinformation, disinformation, economic uncertainty, deteriorating infrastructure, rising unemployment, political instability, climate change, senseless wars, endless online brain rot, spiraling death cults of personality, unwanted artificial…
2025 NFL uniform ranking (part iii- getting better)
Brain ain’t working too good again so I’m back to phoning it in. This time about NFL uniforms. Like I said, in my estimation, this has been a very strong year for NFL uniforms and there’s not one in the bunch that I despise with all my being. So if your team is near the…
checkmate
Aaron Burr. Deforest Kelley. Stonewall Jackson. Daniel Webster. JP Morgan. Dylan McDermott. Grover Cleveland. Henry Cabot Lodge. George Custer. Doc Holliday. Tom Cruise. Fatty Arbuckle. Hernando De Soto. Kaiser Wilhelm II. Norm Van Brocklin. William Jennings Bryan. William Jefferson Clinton. Johnny “Fuckin” Appleseed. Chip Kelly. Alfred Hitchcock. Adolf Hitler. Richard Nixon. Jim Jones. Bob Balaban.…
son of a bitch!
In my ongoing blood feud with Amazon.com CEO Jeffrey Bezos, the billionaire has made me a laughing stock by publishing my latest book Vanitas (available on Amazon.com) in the size of a goddamn college textbook. You could say I’m partially to blame because I “don’t understand how dimensions work”. But we all know that’s bullshit.…
What are you doing with your life?
Are you a sad sack of shit? Do you take dick pills because your dick don’t work? Do you ever consider waving a gun at the police because “life just ain’t worth living no more”? Well I have good news for you! Vanitas is now available on Amazon! “But I don’t want to clutter my…
I’m so embarrassed 🙈
So I was minding my business at Home Depot when an employee harassed me by the power tools. He came up to me slightly perturbed with an abundance of rage radiating from his eyes. He came to me and said “do you need help sir?” I nodded and told him, “Yes. I’ve been standing here…
For the record
Sometimes I check my stats and see a post I completely forgot about. Then I read the post and ask myself how many percocets I took before I wrote that. I’m referring to this post specifically. I ain’t gonna explain it because I’m not gonna read all that shit. So I’ll just say that I…
thanks
Thanksgiving? More like TAINTsgiving, amirite? 😏 Anyways, hope all of my readers in AMERICA (the only country that matters) had a wonderful thanksgiving weekend. May god have mercy on your toilets and diabetes and may the spirits of genocided indigenous people grant us peace before white people receive their final reckoning for their crimes against…
2025 NFL uniform ranking (part II: meh)
To be honest, there’s not too many uniforms I hate. In fact, this is probably the strongest year for uniforms since I’ve started following the National Football League back in 1923. That’s why it’s taken so long to write a follow up. None of these are bad! It’s just a small tweak here or there…
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