So I *might* have overreacted to someone on Threads calling my opinion and question “dumb”. Clearly that person is an asshole. Yet maybe I shouldn’t have responded by calling them “smug”, “arrogant”, a “fucking moron”, then blatantly accused them of sending out unsolicited dick pics. But in my defense, they ended their response with some shithead quote like “I could go on but I’ll quit while I’m ahead” like they were proud of beating me in some argument that only existed in their demented brain. In retrospect, I’m not sorry at all. Fuck that guy.
But the annoying thing about Threads is that it has the polar opposite problem of Twitter; it’s safe. Too safe. In many respects this is a good thing. But this also means the app sucks hard cock. It’s filled with safe people who believe they have transgressive takes.
And while we’re on the subject of people who piss me off, I don’t know how some assholes can stay perpetually happy knowing the terrifying evil that lurks around every corner. A storm was brewing to the west. I could see it spewing lightning off on the horizon. All the parents at the park threw their kids in the car and sped home to shield themselves from the impending rainfall. As I was speeding home, a homeless man was strolling down the sidewalk with a big ol shit-eating grin on his face. He was walking in the direction of the storm. That’s the only man that should be happy. He earned his bliss.
The rest of you rich, handsome fucks owe us. You owe everyone. You have no right to be happy. You don’t know what it means to starve; to live under the haunting echoes of a machine gun. What do you know about that? But sure. I’m sure all that high-minded lecturing you give us poor ugos on Threads has stopped at least ONE bomb from falling on the children of Gaza.
Man, FUCK Threads.
The Internet Ruined Everything 