Slowly, life is coming back together. Of course, I’m about to be as broke as MC Hammer and living on the cusp of homelessness, but things are finally reaching a stage of normalcy.
Hopefully this translates into reading more blogs, which I genuinely miss doing.
I love all of you in a totally platonic way (unless you want me to love you in a sexual way, in which case that will cost you because I’m gonna need the money). It’s the holidays, so I hope everyone stays safe and relatively sober out there. Don’t end up in jail or drop your pants and declare yourself Jesus Christ over family dinner.
Have a happy Easter 🙏
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