It’s my birthday weekend and everyone has been up my ass for not taking my simvastatin. “You’re 114, dad! You’re not gonna live forever!” my elderly son keeps yelling.
Well I’m still alive, so I must have done something to piss god off!
So anyway, I’ve lived through yet another calendar year and I’ll probably live through another.
Happy birthday to me 😔
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Happy Birthday! And I’m on Simvastatin too.
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Thanks! True story, nearly had a heart attack. Been on the statins ever since 🙏
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Oh no, you’re too young for that!
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Well, yes, Happy Birthday to you. Do another just to piss everyone off.
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Thank you 🙏 and of course! I’m just living out of spite at this point 😃
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