Here’s a tip: never die. Cuz when you do, everyone’s gonna remember shit from 50 years ago and wish that they had punched you in the face when they had the chance.
That’s the thing about people who lived their lives as raging assholes: they continue being assholes even in death. No one knows how to feel about their demise and all the “loved” ones are burdened by their useless estate. Plus everyone is pissed off due to all the “fuck yous” left unsaid. It’s like they get one last laugh at everyone’s expense.
So RIP Uncle Chuck. Getting your ashes spread over Myrtle Beach was better than you deserved.
They should’ve been dumped in the Cuyahoga River
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