aliens

For the record, should there be a pending extraterrestrial invasion, I am fully on the side of aliens. Humanity had its moment but we blew it. It’s time for us to die off before we infect the entire universe with our bullshit. End of story.

With that out of the way, I would also like to say that humanity is simply not ready for the political, philosophical, religious, and scientific ramifications of extraterrestrial life. We can get giddy over the congressional hearings all we want but everyone better hope that that all these UFO sightings are actually Russia and China violating US airspace and nothing more. Cuz it if it is aliens, we can’t handle the truth.

That’s not to say that I hope it’s NOT aliens. Like I said, I fantasize over the slow, painful annihilation of the human race where you, me, and our entire history will be wiped out by a superior species in a show of force that would rival that of god. I wholeheartedly support this. I’m just saying that’s unlikely. If aliens are among us, they’re probably just here for observation and they’ve gotten a little sloppy. Human life is a curse and they should have never of revealed themselves to us, either intentionally or unintentionally. So there’s alien life in the universe that is capable of interstellar travel. What do we do with this information? If all the world leaders come out and do a press conference with an alien, what will that do to us? Do we suddenly join forces with this species in some sort of intergalactic alliance? I notoriously like Star Trek as much as anybody but I know that shit’s fiction. Humans can’t even agree that we’re undergoing an ecological catastrophe, what makes you think we’re ready for interstellar exploration, let alone inter species relations?

For the sake of the universe, if aliens are smart, they will either leave this planet alone, enslave us to prevent us from further exploration, or commit a mass Armageddon not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs. Those are the only options.