I work well with management

I’m not a violent person. Nor a particularly confrontational one. I just want people who get paid to be competent to be competent.

Is that too much to ask?

Like, as a pissant at the nut factory, what happens when I walk around starting fights with people and fuck things up for absolutely no other reason but to swing my dick around? I get fired. So, as a bare minimum, I expect management to not do these things.

“But you can’t begin to know what it’s like to be a manager 😭😭😭” you might cry.

Well, to quote the great Don Draper: “that’s what the money’s for!”

So, as a manager, if you’re gonna ask me if I can handle the pressure, I’m gonna ask you the same. Plus, I just started working there. I have an excuse. You’re an experienced professional.

So what’s your excuse?