i miss the lockdowns 😟

I don’t know if we’re out of the woods on COVID. But damnit, the lockdowns low key slapped. The problem with going out into public nowadays is that everyone’s nice.

What’s up with that?

I miss being threatened with violence. Where are all the middle aged white guys itching to pull out their .22 because I wear a mask that says “I ❤️ eating ass and 9/11 was an inside job”?

Home Depot just isn’t the same anymore.

That’s why I shop at Lowe’s, with everyday great prices and constant harassment.

Lowe’s: Never Stop Improving.