
What happened to the days on TV when a man could walk into a grocery store Benny Hill-style, hand in pocket, and heās just YANKING his crank furiously underneath his sweatpants? Meanwhile he thinks heās being so cool about it but everyone refuses to make eye contact with him.
Why canāt we make TV like that anymore?
Thatās the worst thing about politics becoming serious entertainment: nothingās funny anymore.
Every joke is the same tired crap: shitting on transgenderism, ācancel cultureā ruining everything, conservatives are brainwashed, blah blah blah….
Remember that terrible painting of Jesus guiding the pen of Donald Trump? Chuckle all you want, but that painting best represents the absurdity of our times and it will almost certainly be in a prestigious museum 500 years from now where smart people will dispassionately evaluate its historical significance.
Nothing can be stupid and pointless for the sake of being stupid and pointless anymore.
Thanks anyway jackass forever, but too little too late.