i wonder what it’s like to be married to me 🤔

“How much did it cost to ship that box?” my wife asked.

“I dunno, $10.99?”

“Then they fucked you.”

“In the ass or in the mouth?”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s